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To truly know a city, you need to wander its streets from time to time.

to be able to enjoy walking around the city, you need to get rid of your computer (or at least uninstall Heroes).

To get rid of the game (or at least UNINSTALL Heroes), you need to go completely insane.

to go crazy, you need to watch the movie "The Dentist"... brrr...

To watch the movie "Dentist"... brrr... you need to buy a cassette/disc/TV program, a TV/computer, a DVD player/DVD-ROM.

to buy a cassette/disc/TV program, a TV/computer, a DVD player/DVD-ROM – you simply need money.

To earn some money, you need to walk around the streets and check out the shops; they often have some available.

to stroll down the street and browse the shops, they often sit around – you need to arm yourself beforehand with sunflower seeds, gossip, and rheumatism, and while sitting with them, talk about neighbors and the falling Dow Jones.

To stock up on sunflower seeds, gossip, and rheumatism beforehand, you need to age about 100 years.

To age by about 100 years, you need to live those 100 years.

To live for a hundred years, you need to live in the mountains, in a dark cave, eat grass, and befriend animals (otherwise, they'll eat you!), have nerves as strong as stone, drink only water, and stay 3000-4000 km away from cigarette smoke. And when you encounter a member of the opposite sex, run away from them by about the same distance. And at the end of your life, realize that you are only different from others in that you will die healthy, get upset, and die.

To get upset and die, you need to get so upset that the first person who sees your upset face destroys you... then chases you down and destroys you again.

so that you get so upset that the first person who sees your upset face destroys you... then chases you down and destroys you again. - you shouldn't get upset, you should get six times as upset.

To avoid disappointment and instead experience something amazing, one must first understand what it means to "расшестиряться" (rasshestiryat'sya)?

To find out what it means to "расшестиряться" (rasshestiryat'sya), you need to look it up in some intelligent book.