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three, smiled :) why didn't you lower it? Did you think I'd be upset by that or something?
You might be surprised, but I know how to play with all factions^^; fortunately, in Heroes, it's not hard at all.
Well then, point by point?
Yes, there is such a thing as magic, and there are also elemental chains, which, unlike Cursed Enemy, are much more convenient to use. And which, unlike various Ossirs, in the hands of Warlocks, burn down entire armies—and don't forget about the simply insane spell power, enhanced curses, and even Mage's Luck (though that's not as important anymore) -.-
Point two?
I understand, you're such an elf patriot; no wonder, since it's your favorite race, you learned how to play it and so on and so forth. But if you spend even a little bit of time studying the technical side, you'll understand who has higher initiative and who has lower, whether Furies will get to move before Dragons, whether your hero will manage to "wipe out half the Dungeon army with magic, growth, and Cursed Enemy." Furies have low growth, but here's the thing: it's not a bug, it's a feature. Just don't tell anyone, but it was designed that way on purpose; even Scouts have low growth. Instead, compare the stats. And compare the speed with which Furies and Prowlers clear the map with the speed of clearing it with any other race. Now think: who will have the cooler army/magic/all sorts of experience and so on, who will clear the map and move further every turn, and who will be running back to the Castle for new Archers, without whom the elves are nowhere.
Knife Dancers are unlikely to cause much harm, as they'll be among the first to die. If they even reach the enemy, their ranks will be noticeably diminished during the process. And they certainly won't strike first, since they move far, but not across the whole map. Furies also don't move across the whole map, but still significantly.
Where did you see me calling unicorns fat and stupid? I understand you were so excited by what you read that you probably made a mistake in writing; well, it happens to everyone, be more careful. Here they are—they are fat and stupid. Fat because they are fat, and stupid because they are slow. Logical, right? See how everything just falls into place!
If you use profanity, I'll applaud you. Honestly. Because what I said is a reflection of modern culture. I think many understood what was meant by it, since profanity is a flexible concept.
Point three?
React more calmly. Not for greed, but purely for scientific interest: how old are you? You see... your messages... they... how should I put it... they read like posts from a nine-year-old oligophrene. Seriously. Just take it as a given, and instead of jumping nervously on your stool, spitting saliva, try to see how you look from the side. I understand you'd mutter to yourself in a corner, "elves are cool," "elves are the best," "elves are so good and everyone else is a fool," but no, you shout it in every single post, and anyone who says anything inconsistent with this opinion immediately becomes your enemy number one. Just admit it already, how long can you keep asking, are you paid for this? Or are you just that obsessed with computer Heroes and elves? I'm not saying this to try and insult you, I'm completely serious. Ask anyone; many who lack false modesty will agree.
Point four?
If you claim that Dungeon is weak, that it will be torn in half on the first turn and won't even get to move... well, then you're a noob. Because Dungeon is even more "cheaty" than your Sylvan (yes, yes, with a capital letter). Actually, Dungeon is my favorite castle... but not for that reason... just because of its elegance... I play all of them...
And elves too. And I like playing them because they are cool and have their own charm. But that doesn't mean I have to be hypocritical in my fanaticism (good thing I don't have any) and spout nonsense like elves tear everyone apart on the first turn, or that Dancers are sooo cool, or that Dragons are awesome and so on.
Well, now it's just complete off-topic.
But I'll ask the mod not to edit my post, because it carries some kind of meaning...
By the way, if you think that you'll lower my spirit and thereby harm or humiliate me, I can tell you—I don't give a damn about spirit. A smart post will be heard. And I can lower yours too... you'll find it unpleasant...
And please, we are cultured, civilized people, provide arguments for everything, for every single phrase. Otherwise, everyone will consider you a windbag.