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Unfortunately, Mr. Happy Life, I have some sad news to share. The website with the pumpkin-themed games has been blocked. Now Sanek won't be able to achieve higher scores. Woe is me...

Make it yourself; it shouldn't be too difficult.

Biden isn't short either.

Biden is about 178 cm tall and wears hidden heels. Trump is 182 cm.

Dennis also lied; his actual height is 194 cm. And Shaq is shorter.

No, no.



Considering that our President is 185+ cm tall, it turns out that Trump is approximately of average height.

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Monday is a day for doing nothing. Tuesday is a day for having fun. Wednesday is a day when you don't need to go anywhere. Thursday is a day for everyone to be a Zerg. Friday is a day for partying. Saturday is a day when you don't want to work. Sunday is a day that surprises everyone.

Good.

We need to automate production, Locken. The Zuis cannot handle heavy labor like you do; I used to do it myself, or at least I tried. Look at this pile of small, frail bodies. They can barely lift anything heavier than a phone. And who will take care of us when we're old?

Maybe we should just take their pensions and keep them for ourselves. It's a common practice.
But we still need to work; our happiness lies in work. What would we be without it? People without a wife, without achievements, and without prospects. At least this way, we can harass lower-ranking employees and occasionally wheedle some praise from our superiors. That's some kind of meaning, after all.

You should get an X-ray or an MRI.

They recently did some tests at the hospital, but didn't say anything.

I have only 200 rubles left on my credit card, and I'm trying to decide what to buy with it.

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You can't play basketball in winter; the ball might burst. And in the summer, all those guys from St. Petersburg take over all the courts. We don't have many, and many of them are broken; the city administration is doing nothing.

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Honestly, he looks like a scrub — you shouldn't have picked the dwarf.

To be honest, I’d rather be a dwarf than some stinky elf.

That's true.

Elves are dominant, and ogres and dwarves are, as usual, envious.