We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious. Auto-translated

And even without shoes, you'll still be small, right?

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Cool. You come to the beach, take off your boots, and suddenly you're small, and everyone laughs.

Whatever. You've never seemed to mind high heels.
No one will notice 16 cm on the sand, and you'll be wearing flip-flops anyway, not sneakers. Besides, only all sorts of "Nebos" go to beaches.

Nah, man, that's funny, I'm telling you for real. Someone comes over, and you just take off your Zverev boots and suddenly realize how uncomfortable it's going to be? And what about the weight and strength? It's a bad idea, I'm telling you.

I hate beaches.

As you wish.

You would be better off thinking about how to increase your height by 38 cm without surgery, special shoes, or standing on stools.

We need to commission a study at a research institute. We can't do without the best minds.

stilts

The stools were already there. I'll hint to Morning, now that he's fixed the forum. We need ultrasound.

Rather skinny.

I don't understand... you're not even married.

Yeah, it’s a bit thin. It needs to expand in width as well. And what does the wife have to do with it?

About ultrasound.

I've started thinking this way. What's the point of becoming so huge? It would be one thing if I were a famous person and they showed me on TV, like Kirkorov and Putin. But no one knows me. The only real reason, and it's a pretty serious one, is to keep the "chusik" and "zyuiss" away from my neighborhood. Otherwise, I don't really see any other reasons.

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By the way, I unexpectedly found Ninja Gaiden 3 on my console. Yes, that one. It was called something else for some reason.

Because there are at least two versions.