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Will have to think about it. In theory, since he's on horseback, it makes sense to be at the edge. But I'll double-check with the charmer.

Having handed in her historical manuscript, Stefania decided that focusing on describing the regions and their rulers was more important for now than continuing to record and analyze her own and others' duels. And so she sat down at her now-familiar workspace, took up her pen, and began to create:

Essay by Stefania Valentine on the Regions and Their Rulers

Revnland

A place with pleasant nature, from which the best assassins of Tezoth originate. It brings minimal economic benefit, but it is here that one can find many of the greatest relics, which the Revnlanders value more than life itself.

In society, it is customary to speak unflatteringly of the inhabitants of Revnland and its ruler. But no one can deny that with her firm, albeit not always humane, hand, Karneya Kaikuniya Iretiret has managed to discipline her fighters to such an extent that each one is ready to literally die for her.

Tenerezza

A haven of artists, musicians, and the finest swordsmen. Here one wants to stop, think, relax, and forget about pressing matters. But not everyone is given the chance to enjoy the local beauties.

Tenerezza is ruled by the charming, strict, but fair Maria-Tenerezza Logg. To offend her subjects is the same as wounding her own heart. However, such pure and bright love is granted exclusively to her fellow citizens.

Faredjia

A part of the continent that stands apart from all of Tezoth due to its geographical features. Until recently, it was a state within a state. Despite the fact that Faredjia is a full-fledged part of our country, to this day moving away from here is a task with an asterisk.

Some Faredjians, such as the population of Filosofilia, still hold themselves aloof from the rest of the world and the current government. While, for example, the inhabitants of Sumika voluntarily (voluntarily, right?) participate in various medical research. They say some test subjects, as a result of scientific inquiries, have acquired additional body parts.

Running Faredjia is Lord Stratos Genburry, a native of Guildaria, who arrived from Grimm to settle the political situation in the region. An outstanding scientist who conducts strategically important research. There are rumors that he is currently working on developing an elixir of immortality.

Kabocha

A region of farmers and gardeners. In Kabocha, both agricultural production, uncovering new crops of plant origin, and animal husbandry are actively developed. The region's main treasure is its various varieties of pumpkins, including those that can be used as combat weapons. For example, they can set things on fire, paralyze, or deprive one of self-control. It's a pity that for some reason they still haven't been included in the arsenal of Tezoth's regular army.

Running all this is Lord Grimban Odolerus. According to some sources — a terrible monster that drinks human blood and can easily bend and break metal. However, if one believes the opinion of the local population, he is a good-natured lord and one of the closest to the people.

Silverdan

Historically, the region was known as Cortina, but for a number of political reasons, the name was changed to Silverdan. Even after the name change, the capital remains the ancient city of Cortina. A haven of science, where the best scientists and teachers of Tezoth gather. Perhaps this is one of the reasons why Silverdans prefer seclusion to noisy events and crowds.

The lord of these lands is the mysterious scholar Kaleido Cartridge. In the past, he disappeared without a trace during one of the expeditions. And upon his return, he seems to be forced to correct the mistakes of the previous interim ruler in the person of his brother, Ipsilon Cartridge.

Heroes' Village

A small, cozy settlement that in the past was a kind of utopia for lovers of hunting and an ascetic lifestyle. Since the monsters from the Crater of Regrets began terrorizing Tezoth, the locals chose not to wait for an attack but instead armed themselves and put up a fierce resistance.

The village's monster hunters made this place so famous that over time they had to earn the status of a separate region. In doing so, they managed to preserve their uniqueness and independence from the lords of other territories.

Currently, Heroes' Village is run by the brave Galmeus Draxlaüs, who can rightly be called a professional monster-slayer.

Florenzan

The most developed region in terms of commodity-market relations. This place is famous for one of the lowest tax rates in the country, which in its own way served as the reason for high trade turnover and the most mutually beneficial deals. Among other things, many wizards who for some reason decided not to stay in Kanamia have managed to find their home in the city of Indominus.

Running this whole ball is the talented wizard Gitgood Flaverescens. It is his policy that allowed the region to achieve excellent economic indicators, which made the lives of Florenzans better.

Lunia

A haven of mighty dragon-kin, adorned with huge, impregnable mountains. Lunians are not known for high scientific achievements, but they can rightly be called the strongest inhabitants of Tezoth.

Little is known about Lord Druugdrdrag. But he is definitely an extremely powerful figure.

Guildaria

The military center of Tezoth. Thanks to the annexation of some lands of Silverdan, the region is famous not only for its military-tactical might, but also for the best analysts and researchers in the field of poisons. No less important a point is Makiat, where coffee beans are grown and supplied throughout the country. Thanks to the wonderful beverage called coffee, even the most inconsolable and morally weakened warrior will get a charge of vigor and be able to restore his fighting spirit.

Guildaria is led by the talented strategist Adalard Grimm, who in the past was considered the best general of the previous Deus, Koimaji the Magnificent. It is to his genius in politics, diplomacy, and tactics that the region owes its prosperity.

Sanbornia

A fairly young region, recognized by the other lords not without the assistance of the wise Adalard Grimm. A distinctive feature of the local population is that among them there are quite a few adherents of Aconism.

Little is known about Lord Man of Sanbornia. But he can be called one of the brightest followers of Aconia. It seems he sees something more in the Sun than not only other Tezothians, but also other Sanbornians.

Oshi

Thanks to the fact that in the past many different confessional movements developed in Oshi, the Oshians have long been able to pick apart any religion. Nevertheless, the main feature of the region is not the presence of fanatical followers of certain movements, but the abundance of people who watch over their physical health.

There is information that some residents of Oshi have become so enlightened in their knowledge that they can determine the worldview of their interlocutor in a short conversation. I dare to suggest that when too many different faiths gather in one place, people at some point get tired of it and acquire immunity to various sermons.

About Diramis Sutrtmoln, the first thing that can be said is that it was he who carried out the policy of a healthy lifestyle in the region. Through his own efforts, he popularized the culture of installing sports equipment at home.

Miku

Another young region about which little can be said. But it is not without its distinctive features. They say the Mikians understand physical defense better than anyone. And the morale of the local warriors is not so easy to break.

The ruler of Miku, Sir Dirk Ryderson, is primarily famous for his unwavering loyalty to the previous Deus, Koimaji the Magnificent. But no less important a distinctive feature of his is conformism and a reluctance to enter into conflicts. Probably, it was his steadfastness that served as inspiration in the formation of the defensive combat tactics of the region's inhabitants.

Estellia

A center of unprecedented beauty, tenderness, and aesthetics. One could talk for hours about how important it is in Estellia to be perfect both externally and internally. For example, many Estellians can rightly be called the greatest dancers, sculptors, fashion designers, and jewelers. It seems that here it is considered sinful not to develop talents that make this world more beautiful both literally and figuratively.

Estellia is governed by Asalia Sarseid III, one who is impeccable in her charm. One of those rulers who not only can take on part of the work herself, but also is not afraid to admit that if she is incompetent in something, it is better to delegate the task to a specialized specialist. After all, why achieve a goal at less than 100% when there are those who can handle it at 200, or even all 300%?

Archipelago of Furious Waves

Territories annexed by Koimaji the Magnificent shortly before the fatal campaign. Despite the fact that most of the population consists of humans, mizuki, tritons, and lizzas have also found their home here. The locals, for the most part, are engaged in maritime and fishing trades.

The lord of the archipelago, Nilchu Imekoh, can be considered a lucky woman, because it was the integration of these lands that saved her from participating in the fatal campaign. As far as is known, she was satisfied with everything from the very beginning, and now she feels free and comfortable.

Albus

A region rich in various powerful military orders. It seems that living in Albus and not belonging to any of them is considered bad form here.

This place is governed by Bersery Sekretgarten, about whom one can only say that it is important for him that the influence of the Albus orders smoothly expands throughout all of Tezoth.

Swordgard

Martial arts, trade, delicious food, elegance — none of this is alien to the Swordgardians. Local fighters are well trained in the art of fencing, and therefore are able to repel monsters at a critical moment.

Afortek Transcend is an honorable lord who has ruled Swordgard for many long years with a wise and firm hand. These days, he is mostly preoccupied with preparing a worthy successor in the person of one of his three daughters.

Lorele

The homeland of the greatest blacksmiths and connoisseurs of equipment in Tezoth. Loreleans value their gear so much that under no circumstances will they allow it to break. And to lose it somewhere — even more so! Among other things, the locals know how to create and throw bombs. And using numerical superiority in battle is also not alien to anyone here. Why refuse the help of a good friend when you can not refuse?

Lorele is led by Lord Kanonchan Gurentses, who with his character managed to win the hearts of not only his subjects, but also all the warriors of Tezoth in general.

Olivus

A cozy region whose population lives their best life. Few people in Olivus are interested in politics. And why would they be, when after a short workday one can go for a walk and enjoy the local beauties with friends or a significant other?

The inhabitants of the city of Oliver possess a secret method of manufacturing firearms. Unfortunately, for some unclear reasons, the authorities of Tezoth still have not made pistols widely available as weapons for warriors. And how much benefit in the fight against monsters it could have brought for heroes and the military…

The Lord of Olivus, Ciel Pinkoflight, gives the impression of a rather wise ruler. They say her heart is so warm that it conquers not only her subjects, but also other Tezothians who have had the honor of interacting with her.

Kanamia

Rightfully — the heart of Tezoth. It beats independently of the other regions, yet it is together with them that it forms a full-fledged organism. Most Tezothians who have left their homes for one reason or another are drawn precisely to Kanamia. They say it is here that many dreams come true. Of course, this refers to opportunities and their use, not to some magical properties of the capital.

Kanamia, and with it all of Tezoth, is ruled by the young and undoubtedly beautiful Deus Mariarnelia. Becoming her knight is, perhaps, the dream of many warriors of our country. In the future, history will surely show what our precious queen of kings will achieve.

When Lester walks down the hall, it's all belly instead of butt.

Well, we don't know what his ass looks like. Maybe the girls enjoy the view of him from all sides?

Loken will have to post the art.

If Lok does that, I'll raise my Elegance score to 5!

And why did I read it that way :|

But when it comes to orgasms, it's Lester who knows his stuff here, not Stefania...

Maybe it's a mysterious metaphor for something else. Living in this kingdom is a full-blown orgasm (especially in Ravnland).

Living in Revnland, embracing the melancholy of Renovan or the Dawn Raven.

irl everyone here follows Renavan's Melancholy

OK.

Round 4, Fight 6.
Milord Lester Vargas vs Milord Zedil Mox

Lester goes.
Zedil goes.
Lester attacks Zedil.
Zedil takes (crit) 194 damage (6/200). Stun +. Zedil's damage reduced 85 -> 42
Miss.
Miss.
Arachnid paralyzes Lester. +
Zedil uses Devastating Strike. AP (2/6).
Lester takes 42*0.3-47=0 damage. Lucky coin shatters.
Lester skips his turn.
Arachnid paralyzes Lester. +
Zedil restores 100 HP (106/200) (4/5).
Lester skips his turn.
Arachnid paralyzes Lester. +
Zedil restores 94 HP (200/200) (3/5).
Lester skips his turn.
Arachnid paralyzes Lester. +
Zedil attacks Lester.
Lester takes 42-47=0 damage.
Arachnid paralyzes Lester. -
Lester attacks Zedil.
Miss.
Miss.
Zedil takes (crit) 194 damage (6/200).
Arachnid paralyzes Lester. +
Zedil restores 100 HP (106/200) (2/5).
Lester skips his turn.
Arachnid paralyzes Lester. +
Zedil restores 94 HP (200/200) (1/5).
Lester skips his turn.
Arachnid paralyzes Lester. -
Zedil attacks Lester.
Lester takes 42-47=0 damage.
Lester attacks Zedil.
Zedil takes 97 damage (103/200).
Miss.
Zedil takes 97 damage (6/200).
Arachnid paralyzes Lester. -
Zedil restores 100 HP (106/200) (0/5).
Lester attacks Zedil.
Miss.
Zedil takes 97 damage (9/200).
Zedil takes a fatal blow.

Milord Lester Vargas wins.
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"Poor thing... Even if the healers manage to revive him, they'll still draw and quarter Karnya..." thought the judge's girlfriend, who loves this world and all its creatures.
"Serves you right, you breaker of things..." thought the judge's girlfriend, who hates the supernatural.

Arandor? Neira? Your turn next.

Since Nebka and Loken aren't here.

So, remind me, leadership can only be used by a hero-commander (Alcira for us, on the bugurt) and even if the commander is removed, a second hero with leadership still can't use it?