Posts from B и T

Today will be a beach day. Because that's what I want.

First, you write about how bad it is without a girlfriend.
Then, just for fun, you check out their profiles on Badoo.
Then, as a joke, you message them ("just to troll them, lol").
Then, you develop the joke further and invite one of them on a date.
And then, before you know it, you have a mortgage and a baby with that girl.

DON'T JUDGE OTHERS!!!

First, you write about how bad it is without a girlfriend.
Then, just for fun, you check out their profiles on Badoo.
Then, you write again about how bad it is without a girlfriend.

checks to make sure it doesn't get even worse.

Arandor is awesome. Self-destruction is our everything.

A large selection of "daring" ones. I could... well, never mind. There would be something to forgive, but... It's okay. So, you can use your mouth and everything else. It's nothing, I'm the one making noise. Mutual laughter. Well, at least it looks better than a hand. Round! Okay. Youth forgives everything, but I don't. Self-improvement is self-destruction. Masturbation is what really matters. A righteous Christian for Ment. An Asian girl for Revan.

Today is Career Day.


Would you trust her with the kitchen?


Would you watch her dance?


Would you listen to her music?


Would you let her treat your teeth?


Would you invite her to your kid's birthday party?


Would you subscribe and like?


Seriously.

I once saw a webcam porn model. But I didn't take a screenshot, I guess. Sorry.


A righteous Christian for Ment.


And a dream girl for any PvP player. Except for lifers. Burn in hell.

Don't worry, I'll run out of screenshots soon. I won't scare you anymore. If anyone is even watching this.


A little real estate advertisement.


And a little dance advertisement.
I also saw an ad for a tattoo parlor, but I didn't take a screenshot. And something else, but I don't remember what.


Speaking of tattoos. Great place. But the deer looks suspicious, what could it mean...?


Also a good place for a tattoo. Although...


Although 2...


Cool succubus on the arm.


Now, a little bit of swimwear.


Two straws at once ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


I can't say anything decent.


Not a swimsuit, though. Whatever.


And a sweet

SIVERA HAS A MORTGAGE, LOLOLOLOL!!!

?

Probably, he wanted to say that I have it.

Do you also have a mortgage? AHAHAHAHA!

Of course, Masha offered a low interest rate and no down payment.

Is that his mother-in-law?