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Okay, what’s wrong?

No, no, no, it's okay, you must have misheard, please continue talking about Steven Seagal! It's so interesting!
*pressed a button under the table and started quickly writing something on a card*

Won't you eat?

We will.

And then, can they also fall into a winter hibernation?

Given that you are about 2 meters tall, you have a very severe case of dystrophy.

68.4 kg. I'm not fat at all.

You forgot to put a 1 before the 6.

Neira has actually lost weight a long time ago; it's you and Heroist who are still overweight.

Well done! Keep it up! But today is Thursday.

What a disappointment. I guess the Necromancer isn't level 80 after all.

Actually, we have created several. And we have a robot named Fedor, which is already capable of doing quite a lot, so the right direction of development is progressing rapidly.

Today is Wednesday.

I think the blame lies with the liberals of the 90s, who dismantled science and industry and shifted us to importing goods in exchange for energy resources. But things will get better soon – we have already invented and produced the Elbrus processor, and it will gradually become more common, and eventually, laptops will be made based on it, and it will be easy to improve the remaining components.
We already had phones – YotaPhone and MTS smartphone, but people, out of habit, prefer cheap Chinese products instead of supporting the domestic market.

In the USA, people still go to church on Sundays, as you know.

Loading sacks full of dirty rags – is that what it’s like?

Not a single decent game.

“The Black Book” was released on mobile phones, won some awards, or topped the sales charts, or something like that. And then there was “Rus vs. Lizards.”

Cool animations.

Well, that never happened, so there’s no need to worry too much.

A cool track (except for Big Rush).

Well, it’s not all that bad. We have Shaman, Skylie Milano, and Evgeny Ponasenkov. And what do our enemies have? Maybe just a fistful of dirt.

And it’s good that this senile Biden is still in power in the US. If some normal person comes along, maybe things will get better.

Nah, that won’t happen, so there’s no need to worry.

Well... Now there’s nowhere to upload tracks. I got banned on PromoBomzh for telling them the truth, that they’re all idiots. American sites don’t work. So, just sit around, reminisce, and remember your youth.

Don’t worry, there’s nothing good there anyway, just fakes, TikToks, and propaganda about all sorts of nonsense. The golden age of the internet is over; at least we were lucky enough to experience it.