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The topic, which started as a discussion about the game, has turned into a political one.

Saw something interesting in the online lobby chat:
{[11:57] Egik:} what is Jeb?
{[11:58] repa:} a map

And seeing a user with the nickname **fanatTwaryny** here for the first time today, I realized: some people have it good! :)

A fan of Creatures... it sounds a bit vague.

Added 6 hours and 31 minutes ago
Saw it on the forum:
I only learned about all this a year ago.
Hello everyone, I recently found out that our Earth is flat.
Don't think that I'm one of those who believes that our Earth is on three elephants, and the elephants are on a giant whale.
You wouldn't believe that it's even possible to fly at such a speed of 465 m/s and 30,000 m/s with an open top, and what force would gravity have to have to hold the atmosphere?
According to science, we fly in a vacuum with zero resistance, because there are no opposing forces in space. In reality, all liquids boil in a vacuum, and the Earth's atmosphere would be sucked away from the Earth in fractions of a second and scattered throughout space.
I swear to you 100% that there isn't a single genuine photograph of our planet Earth from space; as a professional Photoshop user, I see a solid animation.
And what does the Bible say? The time will come when the Antichrist will want to put the mark of the beast on a person's forehead or hand; that time has already come:
And here's what the Stars sing, which somehow warn us about something.
Therefore, we have very little time left to realize this; all that people need to do is become good people. Recognize and love God, and by any means, refuse to have marks placed on the forehead or hands.

Too bad, the moderators immediately shut it down...

Here’s another relevant news item:
An American flew on a homemade rocket to check if the Earth is flat

An American named Mike Hughes ascended to a height of 572 meters on a homemade steam rocket to find out if the Earth is flat. He now plans another launch, this time to a height of 110 km, and also intends to run for governor of California, Gazeta.Ru reports.

Here's another relevant piece of news:

Right on your website: https://42.tut.by/562202?utm_source=editorial_block&utm_campaign=recirculation_tut&utm_medium=read_more

Nah, you don't get it. That person had a style, enthusiasm, inspiration, Photoshop skills, and songs by famous artists... you just have dry facts.

This is nothing compared to what happened recently: another "time traveler" appeared, claiming that American intelligence agencies sent him to the future on a secret mission, and he returned with a blurry photo of a "city of the future" as proof. Here's the article.
As for the flat Earth theory, to keep it brief, I would like to suggest that proponents of this nonsense get on a plane and fly to the edge of the Earth, take photos and videos, and finally show us all what this mysterious "edge of the world" looks like and what lies beyond it? :) For some reason, none of these eccentrics have agreed to such an experiment, even the one who conducted an experiment on board an airplane. Most likely, no one wants to conduct an experiment that would prove the opposite. :)

I don't like being pressured.

Real Jebus Cross generation: only mountains and paths leading to cities and mines. Fortunately, there was one last attempt for two restarts left :D Playing like that would be complete nonsense :rolleyes:

The funniest excuse from an opponent who left in the middle of his turn: "I accidentally drank sleeping pills instead of calcium."

It would be better to take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time – an interesting effect might result.

"A new laxative that gently relieves constipation without disrupting sleep!" :D It seems this link to the parody hasn't been posted here yet: "Hitler Plays Heroes of Might and Magic 3"

http://www.yaplakal.com/forum2/topic1788284.html Lots of funny stuff about Heroes of Might and Magic III.