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Mongoloid.

Ples knows his stuff.

Probably
In my next life
When I become a cat
Na-na-na-na...

Such a cat

Not the worst option; at least they aren't too bulky.

Beauty Queen Loses Crown for Refusing to Get Breast Implants

Burmese beauty queen May Myat Noe lost her title last week due to her "lack of personality, integrity, loyalty to the organization, and lovely character," officials said in a statement issued the same day. The letter also cites her "ungrateful attitude and trustworthiness" as part of their reasoning.

How awful. She should be ashamed...

Still better than expedition beauty contests...

Mortulus has such a sad, yet truthful, caption. I will definitely try to do it differently.

You already have a fun one.

I'm the most fun guy on this forum.

Even in the avatar, the character is smiling.

Dialogue	Race	Note
"Stay out of trouble, lizard."	Argonian	Guard is a Stormcloak
"Staying out of trouble, kinsman?"	Nord	Guard is Nord
"How can I help a brother Nord?"	Nord	Guard is a Nord
"Don't cross me, Elf."	Altmer, Bosmer, or Dunmer	Guard is Nord and a Stormcloak
"What do you want... cat?"	Khajiit	Guard is a Stormcloak

One of the reasons I sent Ulfric and his friends to hell and played for the Empire.

Well, the civil war in Skyrim is just strange. It seems like they're trying to create ambiguity, but at the same time, Ulfric and his followers are portrayed as outright villains. Among the positive aspects, one could mention the escape scene. In that scene, the Empire looks particularly bad. And also the Riften incident. But among the negative aspects, one can recall their nationalism, Ulfric's megalomania, his behavior in the council, and the fact that, due to them, the Thalmor arrived in Skyrim. Or the incident in Whiterun, where he refused to duel with Balgruuf, instead deciding to drown the city in blood. One can also recall their emphasis on "cultural traditions," in contrast to the beneficial influence of the Empire. There's a lot, in general. And again, returning to the Thalmor. What does the Empire do? Reluctantly, they agree to the terms, intending to regain their strength and strike back at the Altmer. What does Ulfric do? He weakens both his beloved Skyrim and the Empire, which is exactly what the Thalmor wants. To be fair, if you first complete the Empire questline and then the main storyline, the defeated Ulfric in Sovngarde admits that he was an idiot. But not because he weakened the Empire, but because of Alduin.

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In short, even Dagoth Ur is a more ambiguous character than Ulfric. Although his goal is similar, and his methods are even harsher.

Some people just like rebelling against empires, I guess.

Well, this is a rare example of a not-so-evil Empire (although the Empire of Skyrim's time certainly had its share of problems). As someone put it, "I would rather support Potema's claim to the throne than Ulfric's."