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After Yekaterinburg, most of the words are incomprehensible.

I liked it. I even felt a tightening in my shorts.

Well, like, uh, basically, yeah, hmm...

I don't even know what Reapers do; I stopped playing the game before they were released.

Now I officially call myself a metal mage.

But that was funny.

we recently had a metal mage join our forum.

I liked it

I bet it would even win some HeroesWorld contest. (But on PV it won't win 100%).

even felt a bulge in my shorts

Always happy to help.

Actually, I don't have any specific preferences like Revan having a preference for Asian women, or someone else preferring blondes. There are certain features, shapes, and sizes that matter.

Evaluate the correspondence of parts, shapes, and sizes in percentages...

I need more photos, from different angles, full-body shots... And if that's all there is... Eyes - 50% (-40 for the dark color, the shape and size are good) Nose - 70% (-20 for the not quite right shape, although it would be good to see it from another angle, the size is good) Lips - 90% (-10 because perfection doesn't exist) Breasts - 60% (-20 for the wrong size, -10 because the shape cannot be assessed) Everything else is not visible.

Wow. It looks like you have cybernetic eyes with a sensor-analyzer.

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I'm going to go to sleep; just in case, I'll steer this topic in a different direction. To avoid... I'll tell you one of the random references I made to myself that no one would ever care about. I chose the GIF in post #613 not only because it illustrated what I wrote well, but also because the girl in it (supposedly) suffered from depression and insomnia, which ultimately forced her to leave the group. In the case of my post, this served as a small metaphor for life.

In this regard, I propose a moment of appreciation.








The pyramid was made intentionally but without any hidden intent.

the second GIF is good
I'm going to sleep too

Aretz, you'll never escape the reputation of being the forum's most prominent gay member, so relax and enjoy it.

I have reason to believe that Aretz isn't gay at all, he's nowhere near that level.

Aretz may be as straight as they come, but that doesn't stop him from being the forum's main gay icon.

the second GIF is good

Yes.

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It's quite complex.

Speaking of shorts, I remembered a scene with this red-haired jerk. One of the best companions in the entire series.

Did he also have a bulge in his shorts when he saw the Doctor?