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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
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Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
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“A den of debauchery.” How original!
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Brewery
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#63958
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Forget about cyborgization and flying to other planets. Communism has already been built. Although, okay, let's not forget, we need to believe in something.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#63960
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*a joke about Lenin in modern-day USA*
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#63961
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Azuchi
Funny video, it sparked an interesting thought: Revan finally reaches the Seoul he so desires, and North Korea nukes it because of the actions of the Americans.
One can argue about whose actions will cause what to happen there, but in this case, it's not important. What's important is that a nuclear bomb shouldn't be dropped on Seoul.
From North Korean territory, regular heavy and medium artillery can easily reach it. And it's stationed right on the border. So, it's probably a good idea to review a brief course on how to behave during shelling before the trip. Who knows what these crazies might come up with.

And before traveling to Japan, learn how to behave during earthquakes and tsunamis.
Because each country has its own challenges.

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Forget about cyborgization and flights to other planets. Communism has already been built. Although, okay, don't forget, we need to believe in something.
Come on. Unlike communism, cyborgization has working prototypes and promising directions. I hope that in 10 years (okay, 20 years), it will just be a matter of having enough money for the appropriate upgrade
..разым двазым трызым рызым пята лата сигерь мата локом боком крюк за крюк из бульмы бульма урюк..
Знание некоторых закономерностей освобождает от изучения многих фактов.
Мечты сбываются рано или поздно, так или иначе.
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#63962
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Before entering Batu Khan's tent, the Mongol priests ordered him to pass through a sacred fire and worship their idols, to which Michael, a true Christian, replied: "I can worship your King, for Heaven has entrusted him with the fate of earthly kingdoms; but a Christian does not serve fire or mute idols." For refusing to worship, the prince was executed by Batu Khan's order.
It's as if I read about a player character from an expansion where the GM is me, lol.

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#63963
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Speaking of fidget spinners.
I come home and see an unearthly monument on my desk, consisting of a fidget spinner placed on top of a pencil sharpener. I call my dad, and I'm shocked (it's his kind of joke), and he tells me that it was my mom who did it, and that as soon as she saw the fidget spinner, she just sat there and played with it.
Well, now I'm going to relax, then I'll rest, try to get back on track and write a long post where I'll gather all my impressions and add some pictures.
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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#63964
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Well, I'm too lazy to upload photos from my camera right now, so I'll just brag about my haul, even though you probably don't care, but I don't care that you don't care.



A closer look at my favorite soapy clay. It smells and feels like clay, even leaving dirty streaks like clay, but it washes off in a snap and cleans great.



This is what made the trip to St. Petersburg worthwhile.

А, вот почему.

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#63965
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It was worth the trip to St. Petersburg for.
It's funny, when I went to St. Petersburg a couple of years ago, I also brought back a fandom mug. Not about Doctor Who, though, but about Transformers. And I bought it at Starkon. And I also bought some other small things, like a dagger as a souvenir, a couple of gargoyle magnets from Viborg, and so on.
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#63966
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There are so many mugs in every souvenir shop that I can’t even count them, covering all sorts of fandoms. I saw mugs with characters from “Sky,” horses, some popular anime, cartoons, chairs, and even with musical groups (I almost bought a mug with Iron Maiden on it, but I already had one). I have a lot of mugs at home, and I was already planning to break two of them to make room, but then I went to a souvenir shop near the Kunstkamera to buy some small gifts for my colleagues, and I thought I might find something for myself too. I was almost done shopping, had already put everything on the counter, and then I went back to browse, and my eye fell on a display of mugs… I looked around, saw this one with a silly face, and decided to buy it.
- What’s that? Did you find something else? Ah… *sees the mug, smiles* I get it.
- There’s no cure for that, lol.
- We know, lol.
А, вот почему.

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#63967
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Sesame
I hope that in 10 years (okay, 20), it will just be a matter of having enough money for the appropriate upgrade.

Yeah, at 80, you really need to think about this, especially since I'm already thinking about it at 28.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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Heals.
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#63969
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No. I prefer the classic version, and it can’t be ruined even if they wanted to.
А, вот почему.

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#63970
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If it can’t be cured, then it can’t be cured.
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#63971
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For $1 million dollars would you hold a living healthy man’s pair of testicles for 24 hours without letting go?
You didn't even try to make this one tough. I'd do it for a week.
Hell, for 24 hours you're making $11.57 a second, more than a lot of minimum hourly wages.
I would hold them in my mouth for half of that.
I'd let multiple dudes gangbang me for a million, I'm straight.
For real. I could set myself up for life with 400k and send both my boys to good colleges (by the time they reached that age).
But the most important question:
Is it against his will, and I have to hold on for dear life like some kind of ballsack rodeo in order to get the money?

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#63972
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Holding your arm in a fixed position for 24 hours is not an easy task, I understand why they offer a million dollars for it.
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
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#63973
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Be strong. Believe