Sacred Haven of Debauchery Auto-translated

I could just picture Aretz and Ment standing there, embracing in the middle of a raging crowd of workers and peasants, Aretz gazing longingly into Ment's eyes, and... wait, I'm getting carried away again. Aretz, why do jokes about your orientation stick so well, and why are you so happy to maintain that image?

Ara and Ment stand, embracing, facing the firing squad of workers and peasants...

and where is the heroic death here?

to a comrade...

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People die foolishly, very foolishly, and like sheep. There is nothing heroic about it.
But then someone will hear this story, reinterpret it, add a few insignificant, but very important details, and create an exciting story about the last and decisive battle.
Ara and Ment, shoulder to shoulder, throughout the entire battle. Here, their comrades fall one after another, struck down by vile, although, no, also mighty and brave, and moreover, numerically superior enemies. But our heroes do not give up - bleeding from numerous wounds, they continue the fight. Until they lose consciousness from fatigue and blood loss. Then they are captured. And, filled with respect for his enemies, the commander of the red army decides to simply execute A. and M., rather than feed them, still alive, to pigs, as his subordinates demanded.

It's boring and depressing to live in such a world.

So, I was walking through the local park today, and I saw some thugs sitting on a bench, shouting, drinking, and swearing. I told them, “Should I punch you in the face, you little punks?”

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And I did.

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Arandor, what’s better to equip a Barbarian with: a hammer or an axe?

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Copper dragons have distinctly long wings and a ridged tail. These chaotic good dragons are more whimsical than most other metallic dragons, often spending more time in combat trying to frustrate and annoy their enemies than kill them outright. The oldest copper dragons can even use humor as a weapon, inciting mass crowds to laugh hysterically, or to even kill a creature with a single joke.

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Let's create a Heroes of Might and Magic channel on YouTube with let's plays and streams. Everyone will post the games they play, or a specific game (like Sylvan). Everyone will have their own fans and haters.

You’re about five years late.

Sorry, I was busy with other ideas.