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The crab clearly has a perverted imagination =p but there are some advantages to that)

... After greeting everyone, especially the lizard, he decided to skip work today and go...

...to the haven of debauchery, for I heard that it was overwhelmed with sorrow...
- ah, it's time to put on my armor again...

but stone doesn't need armor.

and then he decided to go to the Haven naked... =-O

He looked right at home here: :smile43: :smile08:

By the way, it's true, the dragon on the avatar is naked! Completely naked. =-O And he's sitting right on that bare rock =р

- thought Stone. And what makes me worse?

Nah, the stone isn't interesting anymore) I need a new cat!

And then SUDDENLY a nuclear explosion! But that's not what this is about right now, because

somewhere far away along a sandy beach, a lonely traveler walks, his beard hair blowing in the salty wind... But it looks like finally, on the horizon, there appeared...

...it seemed... it appeared...
...mmm... what is that?
uh... a stone?

No, it's a terrible nine-headed goose!

why are all the main characters bearded or hairy?

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Oh yes, baked and drizzled with sauce!

A small snack has arrived.

The nine-headed goose just laughed...

And he went around pinching passersby on the...