Wistrit
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...but nobody cares.
I'm thinking about writing a few lines...
I'm thinking about writing a few lines...
Tomorrow holds no promises
Except the ones we've made
Except the ones we've made
Break it.
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Amaranth
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*Golden Domes* on the forehead
I'm playing Stalker...
I'm playing Stalker...
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...and then the motherboard flies in.
I'm munching on a meatball...
I'm munching on a meatball...
А, вот почему.
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And then a maniac doctor comes along and puts you on a vegetable diet.
I'm buying myself a mink coat...
I'm buying myself a mink coat...
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...which turned out to be sewn from Murka, Vaska, and Ryzhy from the nearest garbage dump.
I'm reading fairy tales...
I'm reading fairy tales...
А, вот почему.
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🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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...and the fairy tales turned out to be the fantasies of a sick pervert – a sexual maniac.
(I think I'm overdoing it with the maniacs)
I'm going to go out into nature, outside the city...
(I think I'm overdoing it with the maniacs)
I'm going to go out into nature, outside the city...
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I haven't fed the ticks in a while... ;)
Reading some nonsense about biology... -_-.
Reading some nonsense about biology... -_-.
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I haven't fed the mites at school in a while.
I'm feeding the mites:smile04:
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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...2 years after their last feeding, poor things :D
I'm looking at the world map...
I'm looking at the world map...
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.
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...because in 10 minutes, there's a geography exam, and you've only just started preparing for it.
I'm frying potatoes with onions and cheese...
I'm frying potatoes with onions and cheese...
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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...and then hungry guests arrive and eat everything.
I'm going on a safari in Africa...
I'm going on a safari in Africa...
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...and the lions and crocodiles are hungry...
I'm playing Tetris...
I'm playing Tetris...
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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...and a hundred times in a row, the left-side red corners keep appearing.
They gave me a flash drive as a birthday present...
They gave me a flash drive as a birthday present...
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...which turned out to be completely filled with pornographic content containing viruses, and it's set up in such a clever way that nothing can be deleted.
I have a headache and I want to sleep...
I have a headache and I want to sleep...
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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...and then a whole bunch of relatives arrive with small, screaming children, cats, and dogs, and they plan to stay with you for a week or two))
I'm going to finish eating the holiday cake...
I'm going to finish eating the holiday cake...