Break it. Auto-translated

...accidentally spilled coffee on one of them, and then, purely by chance, you got beaten up by the police for it :3

I'm writing an essay (I'll have to do it soon -_-).

...a cat sits on your notebook and ACCIDENTALLY does its business.
I'm drinking orange-mango-guanabana juice...
P.S. The juice is delicious, and I also really love tea with milk.

...a cat sits on your notebook and ACCIDENTALLY does its business.

Writing an essay for me? Thanks :3

I'm drinking orange-mango-guanabana juice...

actually, they're giving you garlic-raspberry-tomato juice instead :smile04:

untangling a knot.

but the umbilical cord has been tied for a long time and very well, so nothing happens... although maybe it would have been a bigger problem if it had come undone.

treating the finger.

There was no need to point your finger at the cat. ))

And we ran out of alcohol, iodine, and antiseptic.

I'm flipping through a magazine.

um... Playboy

downloaded the game...

P.S. I don't use these remedies, unless very rarely. I'd rather just blow on it and let the wound heal on its own.

um... *beach babes*

Opening the fridge in search of food...

...and you find a well-fed cat in a completely empty refrigerator.
I'm reading "The Wolfhound" (I finished it a long time ago, and this is the third time I've read it, and I know for sure that it's "The Wolfhound," not a textbook on structural mechanics or a novel by Daria Dontsova)...

But you realize that some... actually, many pages... are MISSING!

I chase the well-fed cat out of the refrigerator...

that’s exactly the point… that he’s full))

scratching my head

but it doesn't help to think logically )

I'm taking a picture of a poltergeist...

...But it possesses the camera and disables the flash drive/film.

He got a job as a lab assistant in the physics classroom at a school :smile04:

....and on your very first day, there was an explosion, and you lost your job.

I'm walking the dog...

...But in reality, it's the dog that's walking you.

Showed them all who's boss... :smile04:

...and it turned out – nothing special, just a woman like any other.

I'm drinking coffee with cookies...

P.S. you're right about the dog))).