Break it. Auto-translated

...Well, I did. I regretted it myself; there's so much to do, it's making my head spin.
I'm drawing a reference image of myself...

P.S. By the way, in "Spectrum," each part is named accordingly: red, orange, yellow, and so on, and the epilogue is white :)

...After drawing, you suddenly realize that the face on the paper is... IOSIF KOBZON! x)
I'm suffering from nonsense...

...Then the nonsense ends, and all that's left is to suffer.
Hmm...

P.S. Is that me, Kobzon? O_o Well, thank you!!! :smile51: :rolleyes:

...Larvae

I'm embarking on a flight to Mars...

P.S. You're repeating yourselves, friends ;)

...and during the flight, you realize that it was PURELY BY CHANCE that you only have one music disc with you, called "Melnitsa: complete collection of songs + solo songs by Helavisa (the lead singer)". The content matches the title ;)
I'm puffing on a huge joint...

...The world of doors is in danger! Someone is hunting down doorframes!.. For this purpose, space thugs from Venus were summoned and Skynet was launched.
"Revolution!" Lenin shouts! Oh no no no...
...it's worth stopping the smoking... ;)

I'm demanding a piece of chocolate...

...and in the end, you get a piece of crap! Ha ha ha! I'm an idiot, kill me, someone!
purring... ;)

Just shut up, you idiot! I'll kill you! Don't purr on the radio! I'm allergic to purring! And, strangely enough, the whole city is too!
I'm putting on my contacts...

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No, you have to do it like this, you just started purring! Look at him!:smile31: Instead of behaving quietly, he has to purr, purr! What kind of audacity is that! How can he do that! He's purring! There's not a drop of brains in his head! Nothing! Just purr, purr! You'll purr yourself to death, you purring creature! I'm going to... (here everyone quickly commits harakiri, either on themselves or on this spamming grandma)))))))

...how lucky you are that these are pink-tinted glasses and the faces of the guys who came to collect your two million debt for the apartment look incredibly friendly.

I pull out from my wide trousers...

...A cool phone, right in front of some street thugs :D
I'm trying to create peace throughout the world...

...but then you realize that you're not interested in it, and you decide to attack Iraq, and then just for fun, you order an attack on Ossetia... but then the free ride ends, some black guy takes your power, and it's time to think about what they'll remember you for?! You realize - you're a complete piece of garbage as a person! You need to quickly atone for your sins! And in a panic, you take your 170 autumn coats from the wardrobe and take them to an orphanage... Well, that's it:) now 12 million poor people in your country can sleep soundly! Now you can sleep soundly too...
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I write all sorts of nasty things...

...Right here on my monitor :)
I'm creating a plan for the development of railway lines...

...though, it's absolutely useless to anyone.

I'm delving into the subconscious of another test subject...

...unfortunately, Hannibal Lecter is not very happy about this fact. He is hungry.
I urge you...

...however, not only did they not listen to you, they also threw tomatoes at you.
I'm leaving HeroesWorld...