WhiteLizard
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...AutoCAD software with more than 5000 functions for geometric modeling;
I'm making borscht...
I'm making borscht...
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
Break it.
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За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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...but then your parents showed up, ate everything, and didn't even say thank you.
I'm trying to convince Magnus to arrange for euthanasia...
I'm trying to convince Magnus to arrange for euthanasia...
А, вот почему.
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but there's a popular saying: it's so difficult to convince Magnus to agree to euthanasia that it's easier to arrange it for yourself, which is what Kosha did.
I'm scattering Kosha's ashes in McDonald's.
I'm scattering Kosha's ashes in McDonald's.
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but he bequeathed his corpse to Lady Gaga and Mylène Farmer, and now you have two rivals (Koshe) damn, I'm always late
McDonald's? Is that some guy in a clown costume? He won't let you do anything inside. (Magnus)
I'm making a list of urgent tasks for tomorrow.
McDonald's? Is that some guy in a clown costume? He won't let you do anything inside. (Magnus)
I'm making a list of urgent tasks for tomorrow.
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among which the most important is: learn the lyrics of Alejandro
listening to Agnus Dei
listening to Agnus Dei
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Did you hear: "Magnus dei" (sweet dreams!)
I'm buying a loaf of sausage, "Moskovskaya" - it's really tasty.
I'm buying a loaf of sausage, "Moskovskaya" - it's really tasty.
Arandor
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and instead, she bought a sausage and a loaf of bread... uhm
replace d with g
Magnus dei
replace d with g
Be strong. Believe
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Did you hear: "Magnus dei" (sweet dreams!)
but instead, I bought a Moscow-style loaf of bread
and I'm eating tiramisu.
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Magnus, when are you going to finish your tiramisu? This is the third time you've gone for it.
I'm eating ice cream.
I'm eating ice cream.
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...but it turned out to be Magnus' tiramisu.
I'm throwing away Magnus' tiramisu because it's gone bad, otherwise he'll eat it and get poisoned...
I'm throwing away Magnus' tiramisu because it's gone bad, otherwise he'll eat it and get poisoned...
А, вот почему.
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...and now you have a hungry Magnus rummaging through all the shelves of your refrigerator in search of food.
I'm reading Dostoevsky - "Crime and Punishment".
I'm reading Dostoevsky - "Crime and Punishment".
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...because there's nothing else to do – the computer is being repaired, the phone was stolen, and the other books were destroyed in a fire.
I locked Magnus in the pantry with the phone...
I locked Magnus in the pantry with the phone...
А, вот почему.
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...and he was satisfied with the result!
I'm rushing through the Adriatic Sea...
I'm rushing through the Adriatic Sea...
aka Sir Holmes aka David Jones.
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...it's not very comfortable to wear felt boots and a fur hat)
I'm sewing a vest for my dog.
I'm sewing a vest for my dog.
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...but while you were sewing the vest, it turned out that you were deceived, and the dog isn't a Chihuahua, but a Doberman puppy that has already grown.
Chatting on ICQ...
Chatting on ICQ...
А, вот почему.
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