Break it. Auto-translated

decided to play Daggerfall
and I'm looking at the idol Alejandro

who is Alejandro? -_-

I'm looking at the idol Alejandro.

And he's eating you.

The sky, or does it even matter?

I'm writing down dreams...

...and then they made a movie based on THIS, without coordinating the script with you.

I'm writing "Barsik" on a stapler with a marker...

Alejandro is Magnus's new lover.

idolic Alejandro is
and regular Alejandro is a telephone receiver or the third single from The Fame Monster

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on someone else's stapler...
I'm attaching the cat to the table with a stapler.

But it distracts you with the phone and keeps you glued to the table.

I'm programming...

...I think your boss will be thrilled when, instead of the program he needs, he sees "Hello World!".
I'm cutting Magnus, who is chained to a table, with a chainsaw...

...you'll be spending the next ten years in a less-than-pleasant location.

Sending a little something to Kosha...

...but unfortunately, mushrooms, grass, and moonshine are not on the list of products allowed for transfer.

I'm searching the internet for a patch for my favorite game.

...you successfully find it, install it, launch the game... and suddenly realize that it's no longer your favorite game.

Selling nightmares...

...but no one buys them, and when you insist, they call you a spammer, and now you have no friends.
Trying to get out of prison by pretending to be crazy...

they believe it, and that's why they send you to a mental institution, where they inject you with various medications every day, and after a while, you become a vegetable.

P.S. I don't want to suggest a scenario; you can write another one for Koshi.

...and will I then be able to say the epic phrase "But I'm a tomato" with a clear conscience?

Okay: one more for Koshi.
But it didn't work out because you don't have a friend like Beyonce who can provide the bail.
Buying stuff.

Unfortunately, THESE vegetables can't even talk. (To Koshe)
Whether you come up with a situation or not, you won't leave without getting your share of disappointment. (This is Aru)
I don't know what you WANTED to buy, but they sold you a Staffordshire Bull Terrier. And this dog is a whole other story. (To Magnus)

I'm trying to figure out the "user-friendly" interface of the program.