Freud
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...and as a result, you get awarded the Darwin Award.
I'm playing "Mafia"...
I'm playing "Mafia"...
Любовь и атомное оружие, братья, любовь и атомное оружие.
Break it.
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...and you, of course, are killed first, and then it turns out it was a mistake, but it's too late.
I'm going to the Netherlands to protest against global warming.
I'm going to the Netherlands to protest against global warming.
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....and it turns out that global warming is a myth.
I'm kicking the hedgehogs out of the apartment....
I'm kicking the hedgehogs out of the apartment....
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
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and the hedgehogs got high, offered you a joint, and now you're friends, and you gave up your bed for them
Watching a movie on a big screen.
Watching a movie on a big screen.
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...and then the lights go out
I set the crematorium on fire...
I set the crematorium on fire...
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
⚔︎ Рыцари Тезота: Персонажи | События ⚔︎
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...which has long been abandoned – there’s nothing left to burn.
I have dreams...
I have dreams...
Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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...behind the wheel of a huge truck speeding along the highway... :smile04:
I spin and twirl, wanting to tease...
I spin and twirl, wanting to tease...
За всем следят машины благодати и любви.
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...but they teased you, and then they also put you down.
You did well on the theoretical mechanics test...
You did well on the theoretical mechanics test...
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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the professor laughed so hard that tears streamed down his face.
I want to become a dumb blonde. (they have an easier life)
I want to become a dumb blonde. (they have an easier life)
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...and you become smarter
I'm taking a shower....
I'm taking a shower....
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
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...but for the umpteenth time, you reinstall Linux, write a doctoral dissertation, and realize that you're just not meant to be unintelligent.
...but you realize that you accidentally wandered into the women's shower, and just then, the water was turned off.
I'm watching anime...
...but you realize that you accidentally wandered into the women's shower, and just then, the water was turned off.
I'm watching anime...
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
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it's a shame this isn't a game. Omens (I just came up with it now))
one person would write a situation, like "the sky," and the next would write what it means...
for example:
- I'm taking a shower
the next person writes:
- this means it's going to get colder (I didn't write the first option, and the other ones aren't funny)
and all sorts of other nonsense)
one person would write a situation, like "the sky," and the next would write what it means...
for example:
- I'm taking a shower
the next person writes:
- this means it's going to get colder (I didn't write the first option, and the other ones aren't funny)
and all sorts of other nonsense)
Be strong. Believe
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Well, create a thread and you'll be happy. :)
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
⚔︎ Рыцари Тезота: Персонажи | События ⚔︎
По вопросам модерации: [email protected]
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Watching anime...
...of my own making.
Going to the forest...
Наше оружие - неожиданность! Неожиданность и страх, страх и неожиданность - это два наших оружия! Плюс безжалостность - три наших оружия: страх, неожиданность и безжалостность! И ещё фанатичная преданность Папе - четвёртое! Наше оружие включает в себя... наше оружие включает в себя... страх, неожиданность... я сейчас!
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....and the forest is burning
I'm digging a grave (not for myself!)...
I'm digging a grave (not for myself!)...
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
⚔︎ Рыцари Тезота: Персонажи | События ⚔︎
По вопросам модерации: [email protected]