Imaris
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| Satan looked at you… and... |
| http://i014.radikal.ru/0805/98/82f9ef9cc38f.jpg" align="left" alt="image" /> Satan smiled and, in a few words, directed you straight to his legion of demons. "We need people like you, we really do, we need gold!" he assured you in a friendly manner. To your perfectly reasonable question: "And why?" He exclaimed: "Of course! Why not! Who knows, maybe God will attack... Someone has to guard my borders. That's what you'll do!" |
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| Satan looked at you… and... |
| http://i028.radikal.ru/0805/a0/90ce2ae5f7f7.jpg" align="left" alt="image" /> Satan looked at you and pondered: "So... Death doesn't have many helpers, does she? I need to relieve the old lady! You will be Death's helper." |
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And the last one, answered in a wildly absurd way, here's what happened:
| Satan looked at you… and... |
| http://i001.radikal.ru/0805/9b/12bc1922d861.jpg" align="left" alt="image" /> Satan roared: "These bureaucrats upstairs are messing up the forms again! He's a righteous man, I can see it in his eyes! Get him out of here! Send him to Paradise!!!" |
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Satan looked at you and said sadly: "Don't touch him (her). This is a soul that has suffered a lot. I appoint him/her to be a demon. Go, fly over the earth... instill melancholy and sorrow in mankind with your black wings..."
Satan looked at you and thought: "So... Death has few helpers, huh? I need to relieve the old lady! You will be Death's assistant."
Satan roared: "Those bureaucrats at the very top mixed up the forms again! I can tell he's a righteous man just by looking at him! Get him out of here! Send him to Heaven!!!"
Satan shook his head: "A typical, average sinner. I almost feel sorry for him. It's just outrageous to torture someone like that... well, luckily, I don't have any conscience at all!!!"
Satan looked at you: "A difficult case. They won't take you to heaven, and there's nothing to take you to hell for either. Go, my friend, to Earth. Sin a little, and then we'll talk..."
Satan looked you up and down, and finally remarked: "And you… you're not bad at all, both in appearance and figure! I appoint you to the Incubus (Succubus) ranks. Go on, get down on the ground and seduce the righteous, both men and women! Pay special attention to blond young men, I love them..." And you shuffled to the ground, muttering incessantly: "He really is a pervert..."
Satan looked at you carefully again: "I see in you an extraordinary talent for improving the world according to your own rules. Come on, colleague, let's discuss what reforms I need to implement in my hell... Because it's very difficult for me to manage it alone. And with your help, we can move mountains here..."
Satan smiled, and in a few words directed you straight into his legion of imps. "People like you are what we need, gold!" - he friendly assured you. To your perfectly fair question: "But why?" He exclaimed: "Of course! Just in case! God might attack... Someone must stand guard over my borders. That is exactly what you will do!"
Satan rose from his seat: "Aha! And he (she) is aggressive enough! So, send him (her) to the hounds of hell!"
Satan shrugged: "Well, this one will be good with the demons... Go on, buddy, have fun, it's pretty good here..."
