Posts from Quiz: What kind of demon are you?

My favorite test :) I think I used the search function – no one had linked it to me yet. Take the test Personally, I am:

You are a Cyberpunk Satan! It's not clear what you're doing here. The real world no longer exists for you. Instead of blood, zeros and ones have long been flowing through your veins. You are the absolute master of Doom and Unreal, a deadly virus, and the dark side of cyberspace. But, like any self-respecting Satan, you have one sin – you send millions of spam emails offering to buy a bag of Viagra, and you get unforgettable pleasure from it. During Armageddon, you will come on stage with a sign that says "Game Over."

No – during Armageddon, I will go outside with a sign that says "Mission completed! Congratulations – you now have access to a new campaign!" :D

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You are a Gothic Satan!

Your job is to sow pain, death, and suffering. Maybe deep down you are kind and gentle, but it turns out that you only bring misfortune. This plunges you into a gloomy mood, and at night you write heartbreaking poems in megabytes, and then burn them in a hellish furnace. But that's when no one is watching. And when people see you, they take you for a Hellish Satan, a vile, perverted bastard who doesn't care about anything. During Armageddon, you will be the executioner of Darkness.

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You are a Gothic Satan!
Your job is to sow pain, death, and suffering. Maybe deep down you are kind and gentle, but it turns out that you only bring misfortune. This plunges you into a gloomy mood, and at night you write heartbreaking poems by the megabyte, and then burn them in a hellish furnace. But that's when no one is watching. And when people see you, they take you for a Hellish Satan, a vile, perverted bastard who doesn't care about anything. During Armageddon, you will be the executioner of Darkness.

Exactly how I am.

You are a Watcher from the Otherworld!

You have sneaked in from another world and are looking with bewilderment at all this chaos. You cannot understand where is white and where is black, who is friend and who is foe. Everyone is against everyone in this disordered reality. You have a magical Houdini ticket in your hands, and you want to get back to your black and white movie, so clear and simple. Because there are no Watchers here, it's pure anarchy. Let's wish you luck in finding your way back. During Armageddon, you will be far from here.

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I watched "Day Watch" yesterday... and here's the result.
And in general... it's not appropriate for a paladin to take such a test.

You are a Poisonous Satan!
Instead of a tongue, you have a stinger, and instead of saliva, you have venom. You can kill with words, start an atomic war with sentences, and cause Armageddon with short stories. You are called Ulcer, Viper, and Snake. Everything that catches your eye is subjected to the harshest criticism. You are never satisfied with anything. How haven't you poisoned yourself yet?

Well, maybe...

You're no Satan!

You are a noble, honest, wise, brave, disgustingly positive hero. There are only two possibilities. Either you really are like that, and you need to be put on display in a freak show. Or you are shamelessly lying, trying to appear better than you are. But remember, there is nothing worse than self-deception. In any case (he clicks with executioner's tongs), you have to answer for your words. During Armageddon, you will show your true face.

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:cool:

You are Sotona Uzhosnah!
In childhood, people are scared with a bogeyman. Well, you are that bogeyman. Phobos and Deimos, if the ancient Greeks are to be believed. You love scaring people to the point of hiccups and enuresis. You sneak up from around the corner unnoticed. You bring bad news. Giant rats in the Moscow metro, a Martian invasion of Gadyukino village, and Moldovan wines contaminated with nuclear waste—that's your doing. You are a psychological terrorist and a network vampire; those around you groan from your constant scandals, threats to file a complaint with the UN, and petty nastiness behind their backs. After a day's work, you happily fall into the sleep of a child, clutching the list of vile deeds you are to commit tomorrow. During Armageddon, you will be the first to arrive with the Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

What a nightmare........

And in general... it doesn't befit a paladin to take such a test.

Ha-ha! And this is exactly :smile08: There's an option there: "You're not a demon - you're a knight of light" :D

And this is my face... :smile26:

You are a Gothic Satan!

Your purpose is to sow pain, death, and suffering. Perhaps deep down you are kind and gentle, but it turns out that you only bring misfortune. This plunges you into a gloomy mood, and at night you write heartbreaking poems, filling megabytes of data, and then burn them in a hellish furnace. But that's when no one is watching. And when people see you, they perceive you as a Hellish Satan, a vile, perverted bastard who doesn't care about anything. During Armageddon, you will be the executioner of Darkness.

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You are a Poisonous Satan!

Instead of a tongue, you have a stinger; instead of saliva, you have poison. You can kill with words, unleash atomic war with sentences, and cause Armageddon with short stories. They call you Ulcer, Viper, and Serpent. Everything that catches your eye is subjected to the harshest criticism. You are never satisfied with anything. How haven't you poisoned yourself yet? During Armageddon, you will be the prosecutor of Darkness.

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You are an Azazel!

And that says it all. You are as cool as can be. You are a ruthless, cold-blooded, depraved bastard. You have no honor or conscience. You are devilishly smart and incredibly inventive. Only you can outsmart yourself. You love everything on a grand scale: if you sleep, it's with a queen; if you command, it's the entire Universe. However, with such activities, you won't have time for the queen anymore. During Armageddon, you will lead the army of Darkness.

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I'll keep that in mind. We're waiting for Armageddon!

You are a Gothic Satan!

Your purpose is to sow pain, death, and suffering. Perhaps deep down you are kind and gentle, but it turns out that you only bring misfortune. This plunges you into a gloomy mood, and at night you write heartbreaking poems, filling megabytes of data, and then burn them in a hellish furnace. But that's when no one is watching. And when people see you, they perceive you as a Hellish Satan, a vile, perverted bastard who doesn't care about anything. During Armageddon, you will be the executioner of Darkness.

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Well, now I've become a Satanist))). Crush them all!

You are an Awesome Prince of Darkness!

You haven't quite reached the level of Satan yet, but you don't really aspire to. You want to explore the world in all its diversity, but by embracing the dark side of the Force. You don't consider light and good to be your personal enemies; you can even be close friends with their representatives. But the dark side, as you believe, provides you with independence from many laws that annoy you. As a result, you are, as they say, neither a candle for God nor a poker for the devil. You stand on the border between light and darkness and somehow manage to balance on this razor's edge. You consider yourself misunderstood, lonely, and in this sense, you are somewhat similar to a Gothic Satan, only you are more open. Sometimes you get distracted from your gloomy thoughts, look around, and are surprised to notice that not everything is as terrible as it is written in your favorite books and sung in your favorite songs. During Armageddon, you will most likely perish.

You're no Satan!

You are a noble, honest, wise, brave, disgustingly positive hero. There are only two possibilities. Either you really are like that, and you need to be put on display in a freak show. Or you are shamelessly lying, trying to appear better than you are. But remember, there is nothing worse than self-deception. In any case (he clicks with executioner's tongs), you have to answer for your words. During Armageddon, you will show your true face.

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You are a Classic Satan!

You live in the canonical hell, where there are demons, frying pans, boiling lava, and you yourself, frozen in ice. You have so many names that you have long forgotten what your real name is. You laugh with a well-rehearsed, theatrical voice, like this: HA! HA! HA! You wear a black cloak, a red suit, leather underwear, and iron boots. Despite such a ridiculous appearance, you have inspired a huge number of artists to create works about your undoubtedly tragic life. Many of these works have become part of the world's cultural heritage. At midnight, you appear to people and offer to buy their souls, promising untold treasures, eternal youth, and other nonsense, the essence of which you have long understood and feel like a merchant selling all sorts of junk. Recently, you have withdrawn from affairs, letting people figure things out for themselves. During Armageddon, you will finally be able to find the long-awaited peace.

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