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Unlike Orvald, Alaria had nothing to harm Chonchonlia's morale, so the previous trick worked perfectly. What became of Alaria in the end: a hedgehog, a paralytic pumpkin roast, or both — only the Universe knows...
Milady Chonchonlia Quintea wins.
What do you mean? Can't I just run up and attack with daggers?
- Hmm, hmm... - Watching others' duels, the Knight of Swift Arrow found himself standing next to the Knight of Onslaught. - You know, for some reason I have a feeling that I'm not welcome here. Strange, I never considered myself suspicious, but I can't get rid of this feeling.
- Is that so... - Edal Mraksvet tensed up internally, not understanding why one of the tournament participants wanted to talk to such an unremarkable knight as himself. Maybe it's some kind of prank? - Perhaps the grandeur of today's event is interfering with the accuracy of your perception, my lord?
- Ha-ha, maybe so! Or maybe it's a game of hormones, when there are so many beautiful ladies around, it's not easy to keep your excitement in check.
- A-ha-ha... - "Damn damn damn... What should a cool knight say in such situations? Say something vulgar to emphasize his (non-existent) experience with the fair sex, or on the contrary, take offense at such a remark? - ... Can my lord say who excites him the most? - "F****** what am I asking (may my ancestors forgive me for the swearing)... Curse my tongue."
- That's a tough choice, but probably the pair from Olivus. They seem as soft and juicy as a peach.
- ... An interesting comparison.
- And who do you like more than others?
- Uh-uh, me?
- Yeah.
- Well... Uh... - The Knight of Onslaught's eyes began to nervously dart around the gathered crowd in search of an answer, he closed his eyelids and simply pointed a finger at a random target. - Her!
- O-oh... What an unexpected choice! Your soul is full of courage, friend! Not everyone dares to choose the Mantis!
- Huh? What... N-no... I mean... I didn't... That's...
- Ahaha, you're something else! Respect!
- ...
This was yet another of the many stories of misunderstanding in the life of the Knight of Onslaught.
It feels like absolutely all the women in this group have mogged Stephanie.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт Небо – угроз не слышит Небо – ведёт особый счёт Небо – тебя найдёт
Unlike Orvald, Alaria had nothing to harm Chonchonlia's morale, so the previous trick worked perfectly. What ultimately became of Alaria: a hedgehog, a paralytic pumpkin roast, or both - only the Universe knows...
Milady Chonchonlia Quinthea wins.
What do you mean? Can't I just run up and attack with daggers?
Reread the fight against Orvald. x) She has 2 turns: first she shoots you or throws a pumpkin, and the second she flies out of dagger range...
Ничто не возникает из ничего и ничто не пропадает бесследно. Если где-то чего-то убудет, то в другом месте добавится. (Закон сохранения).
Unlike Orwald, Alaria had nothing to harm Chonchonlia's morale, so the previous trick worked perfectly. What became of Alaria in the end: a hedgehog, paralytic pumpkin roast, or both — only the Universe knows...
Milady Chonchonlia Quinthea wins.
What do you mean? Can't I run up and attack with daggers?
Reread the fight against Orwald. x) She has 2 turns: first she shoots you or throws a pumpkin, and second she flies out of dagger range...
The arena isn't infinite. So she attacked and flew away. Now she's at the edge of the arena. Then Alaria moves to the center, and no matter what the pegasus's range is, Chonlia will be within dagger reach. Isn't that so?
Happy Life
I suggest removing mounts from the game.
In real battles, they'll lose their mounts quickly, I think. But in tournaments, it's indeed anti-fun.
Unlike Orvald, Alaria had nothing to harm Chonchonlia's morale, so the previous trick worked perfectly. What ultimately became of Alaria: a hedgehog, a paralytic pumpkin roast, or both - only the Universe knows...
Milady Chonchonlia Quintea wins.
What do you mean? Can't I just run up and attack with daggers?
Reread the fight against Orvald. x) She has 2 turns: first she shoots you or throws a pumpkin, and second she flies out of dagger range...
The arena isn't infinite. So she attacked and flew away. Now she's at the edge of the arena. Then Alaria moves to the center, and no matter what the pegasus's range is, Chonchonlia will be within dagger range. Isn't that right?
No. She has 30 SP total over 2 turns. No matter where you are, she'll shoot from the right position and fly to the farthest corner from you...
Ничто не возникает из ничего и ничто не пропадает бесследно. Если где-то чего-то убудет, то в другом месте добавится. (Закон сохранения).
Oh, I have another defeat ahead of me! But I'll use a preemptive strike, shooting down the wyvern.
By the way, do my lightning arrows ignore armor or not? I haven't decided to use them yet, but if by some miracle I survive until I lose Axel's heals, which is unlikely, and I can break through the defense, then I'd consider that scenario!
I just looked at the tournament table and realized I'm screwed. Chongchonglia will spam me to death before I can even pick up my bow. In theory, Alsira can be taken out with a preemptive strike, but in reality, she'll blast me to pieces with her lasers.
I'll hit Alsira with a sword/knives, depending on what I can reach. I prioritize the sword. The chances of victory are slim, but what can you do. It really does turn out to be a tournament in the spirit of Mount and Blade.
Ple-Sen
Злобный Ящур
